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Saturday, July 25, 2009

50th Post

Some people are designed for early starts (the girl in the adjacent cubicle for example started at 7am but had been at work since 6am because it was… and I quote "So great! I love it!"). I am not one of those people. So here I sit in my cubicle farm with a cup of coffee and a chocolate muffin. Sorry Darian I know it is against our diet but it had to be done! And it was awesome! Speaking of diet… I watched a new reality TV show the other night called Dance your Ass Off. Random observation: "Reality TV" is an oxymoron kind of like "Fun Cancer". If you have ever seen the TV series Becker with Ted Danson he says that "Reality TV is the worlds petrie dish where we grow our idiots" and this program is no exception. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it but it was rediculous. I would recommend it for it's lava-lamp qualities (sorry about the abstract Simpson's reference).
It is lunch time now and I have to say I am feeling better than I did this morning. Not having much luck on the sales front but at least I don't feel like curling up under my desk with my doona pretending the world isn't here. Possible reasons for this change of heart: Copius amount of coffee consumed... proximity to home time… the fact that Darian is at home waiting for me?
All good!
I received the following email from Darian's sister and I wanted to share:

BEFORE THE "F" WORD
The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison," and he said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." - Abraham Lincoln

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." Jack E. Leonard

"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." - Robert Redford

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." -Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts.. . for support rather than illumination. " - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening but this wasn't it." -Groucho Marx


Xox Love to all.

Call control|Chocolate muffin|Viva Pinata|Missed point|Controversial Wrap|Red Underline!

2 comments:

  1. Coffee and chocolate muffin, diet be damned.
    I am having a red wine with my dinner.
    Breakfast sets you up for the rest of the day, while chocolate muffin may not give the protein and carbohydates you may need to carry your body through the day. It does give you the chocolate love that stops you from killing a co-worker that says "I love being here." My response is generally "Do some *&^% work then.."

    Eat, Pray, Love. Doesn't have to be in that order.

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  2. Moley... Wiser words have not graced my page!
    xox

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